Anybody feel like joining a band that'll be one of the biggest bands on the planet?

[Jerome]

Oh dear Zabrak - I am afraid you will have to look elsewhere for your new band members - this one's turning 50 today! And I really don't have the right hairstyle to go with my worn leathers and studs anymore. Still at least you are thinking about how people are going to find your music etc. etc. so you clearly have some plan in place. Maybe I can be a roadie? Of course you will need to carry the cost of the Zimmer frame. Of course us old farts can always band together and form a tribute band once you are famous.

'Zabrak & the Zimmer Frames' are now open for auditions.............gentlemen start your hearing aids!