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Your Musical Quote of the Day
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^^Very sad - those last words!! Probably happens a lot. 

Not exactly a quote, but some of these ‘NEW MUSICAL TERMS’ are quite funny, I thought … all credit to 'Unknown' ... 
 
ALLREGRETTO
When you’re 16 measures into the piece and realize you took too fast a tempo
 
ANGUS DEI
To play with a divinely beefy tone
 
A PATELLA
Accompanied by knee-slapping
 
APPOLOGGIATURA
A composition that you regret playing
  
APPROXIMENTO
A musical entrance that is somewhere in the vicinity of the correct pitch
 
CACOPHANY [aka CACOUGHONY]
A composition incorporating many people with chest colds
 
CORAL SYMPHONY
A large, multi-movement work from Beethoven’s Caribbean Period
 
DILL PICCOLINI
An exceedingly small wind instrument that plays only sour notes
 
FERMANTRA
A note held over and over and over and over and …
 
FIDDLER CRABS
Grumpy string players
 
FLUTE FLIES
Those tiny mosquitos that bother musicians on outdoor gigs
 
FRUGALHORN
A sensible and inexpensive brass instrument
 
GAUL BLATTER
A French horn player
 
GREGORIAN CHAMP
The title bestowed upon the monk who can hold a note the longest
 
PLACEBO DOMINGO
A faux tenor
 
THE RIGHT OF STRINGS
Manifesto of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Violists
 
TEMPO TANTRUM
What an elementary school orchestra is having when it’s not following the conductor
 
VIBRATTO
Child prodigy son of the concertmaster
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." ~ Bill Watterson
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Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 05-10-2017, 18:34
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 06-10-2017, 07:56
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 06-10-2017, 08:37
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 06-10-2017, 14:25
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 06-10-2017, 16:18
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 07-10-2017, 08:47
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 08-10-2017, 13:00
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 09-10-2017, 09:14
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 10-10-2017, 09:19
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 10-10-2017, 13:59
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 11-10-2017, 18:07
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 14-10-2017, 09:13
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by SteveO - 11-10-2017, 02:02
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Lovely Linda - 11-10-2017, 03:26
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Lovely Linda - 11-10-2017, 05:14
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 11-10-2017, 18:08
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 11-10-2017, 18:13
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 13-10-2017, 14:51
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 13-10-2017, 16:15
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 14-10-2017, 16:25
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 16-10-2017, 11:15
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 17-10-2017, 21:07
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 19-10-2017, 20:43
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 20-10-2017, 12:47
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 21-10-2017, 17:08
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 22-10-2017, 08:30
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 23-10-2017, 08:16
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 24-10-2017, 10:52
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 24-10-2017, 15:29
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 25-10-2017, 18:25
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 25-10-2017, 18:31
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 25-10-2017, 18:36
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 26-10-2017, 06:11
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 26-10-2017, 19:01
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 27-10-2017, 16:48
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 28-10-2017, 15:38
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 29-10-2017, 04:00
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 30-10-2017, 08:50
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 31-10-2017, 16:21
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 01-11-2017, 14:38
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 02-11-2017, 09:07
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 03-11-2017, 10:55
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by SteveO - 05-11-2017, 01:39
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 05-11-2017, 08:58
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 06-11-2017, 09:04
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 07-11-2017, 16:19
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 09-11-2017, 14:45
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 10-11-2017, 15:35
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 13-11-2017, 14:52
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 14-11-2017, 10:40
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 15-11-2017, 17:49
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 18-11-2017, 15:29
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 20-11-2017, 18:09
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 21-11-2017, 14:59
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 22-11-2017, 05:35
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 25-11-2017, 09:06
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 26-11-2017, 22:26
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 01-12-2017, 03:33
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 02-12-2017, 14:51
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 04-12-2017, 16:29
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 05-12-2017, 13:28
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 06-12-2017, 16:35
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 09-12-2017, 09:41
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 10-12-2017, 13:30
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 11-12-2017, 21:41
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 27-12-2017, 13:37
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 28-12-2017, 12:58
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 04-01-2018, 22:38
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 10-01-2018, 19:04
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 14-01-2018, 21:01
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 20-01-2018, 19:54
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 25-03-2018, 16:17
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 01-05-2018, 20:09
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by wcr - 30-05-2018, 10:11
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 22-09-2018, 16:19
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 27-09-2018, 17:59
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 09-04-2019, 08:31
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 11-04-2019, 20:17
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 08-05-2020, 18:01
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 01-06-2020, 21:03

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