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Your Musical Quote of the Day
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(11-10-2017, 18:07)Ruby Wrote:
(10-10-2017, 13:59)Jerome Wrote: During a rehearsal, conductor Sir Thomas Beecham thought that his female soloist was playing less than adequately on her fine Italian cello. He stopped the orchestra and declared:

"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!"

Another one from him

"There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between."

^He had probably been playing Scrabble with Freddie Mercury, lol!

Very good - you might be right!
'The purpose of life is a life of purpose' - Athena Orchard.
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Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 05-10-2017, 18:34
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 06-10-2017, 07:56
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 06-10-2017, 08:37
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 06-10-2017, 14:25
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 06-10-2017, 16:18
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 07-10-2017, 08:47
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 08-10-2017, 13:00
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 09-10-2017, 09:14
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 10-10-2017, 09:19
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 10-10-2017, 13:59
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 11-10-2017, 18:07
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 14-10-2017, 09:13
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by SteveO - 11-10-2017, 02:02
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Lovely Linda - 11-10-2017, 03:26
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Lovely Linda - 11-10-2017, 05:14
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 11-10-2017, 18:08
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 11-10-2017, 18:13
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 13-10-2017, 14:51
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 13-10-2017, 16:15
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 14-10-2017, 16:25
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 16-10-2017, 11:15
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 17-10-2017, 21:07
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 19-10-2017, 20:43
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 20-10-2017, 12:47
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 21-10-2017, 17:08
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 22-10-2017, 08:30
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 23-10-2017, 08:16
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 24-10-2017, 10:52
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 24-10-2017, 15:29
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 25-10-2017, 18:25
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 25-10-2017, 18:31
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 25-10-2017, 18:36
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 26-10-2017, 06:11
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 26-10-2017, 19:01
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 27-10-2017, 16:48
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 28-10-2017, 15:38
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 29-10-2017, 04:00
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 30-10-2017, 08:50
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 31-10-2017, 16:21
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 01-11-2017, 14:38
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 02-11-2017, 09:07
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 03-11-2017, 10:55
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by SteveO - 05-11-2017, 01:39
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 05-11-2017, 08:58
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 06-11-2017, 09:04
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 07-11-2017, 16:19
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 09-11-2017, 14:45
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 10-11-2017, 15:35
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 13-11-2017, 14:52
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 14-11-2017, 10:40
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 15-11-2017, 17:49
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 18-11-2017, 15:29
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 20-11-2017, 18:09
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 21-11-2017, 14:59
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 22-11-2017, 05:35
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 25-11-2017, 09:06
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 26-11-2017, 22:26
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 01-12-2017, 03:33
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 02-12-2017, 14:51
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 04-12-2017, 16:29
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 05-12-2017, 13:28
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 06-12-2017, 16:35
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 09-12-2017, 09:41
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 10-12-2017, 13:30
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 11-12-2017, 21:41
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 27-12-2017, 13:37
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 28-12-2017, 12:58
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 04-01-2018, 22:38
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 10-01-2018, 19:04
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 14-01-2018, 21:01
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 20-01-2018, 19:54
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 25-03-2018, 16:17
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 01-05-2018, 20:09
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by wcr - 30-05-2018, 10:11
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 22-09-2018, 16:19
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 27-09-2018, 17:59
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Jerome - 09-04-2019, 08:31
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 11-04-2019, 20:17
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 08-05-2020, 18:01
RE: Your Musical Quote of the Day - by Ruby - 01-06-2020, 21:03

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