the longest pop song titles

[jazzboCR]

I'm letting the 'Net do the work--why duplicate efforts? Neat-o comments with a bunch more titles added: http://www.listology.com/blindsider/list...itles-ever

[CRAZY-HORSE]

That's the same list I found yesterday Jazzy, I just didn't know whether to copy and paste or simply do what you did....

There's some seriously long titles on that list....the first
Couple of dozen could be what us oldies call paragraphs... LOL

[Jerome]

CH - if you look at the Shawn Phillips CD I sent you will see one track is called

'She was waiting for her mother at the station in Torino and you know I love you baby but it's getting too heavy too laugh' - crazy title - brilliant track.

[CRAZY-HORSE]

yes i know Jerome....
thats where i got the idea from to start a thread like this...

that is a good album after one listen...from memory theres only one track i dont like...its the really short one towards the end of the disc...
i cant recall the titles off the top of my head but tracks 5 and 9 are my faves after one initial listen...

i listened to the Vaya one time also...very good jazzy stuff on that album, she has a fantastic vocal quality.

i'll give them another listen before i post them to give a better,more fairer score.

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here's #1 on the long titles list....

its very folky,Christine has a lovely folky voice.

"Regretting What I Said to You When You Called Me 11:00 On a Friday Morning to Tell Me that at 1:00 Friday Afternoon You're Gonna Leave Your Office, Go Downstairs, Hail a Cab to Go Out to the Airport to Catch a Plane to Go Skiing in the Alps for Two Weeks, Not that I Wanted to Go With You, I Wasn't Able to Leave Town, I'm Not a Very Good Skier, I Couldn't Expect You to Pay My Way, But After Going Out With You for Three Years I Don't Like Surprises" by CHRISTINE LAVIN

[video=youtube;NYFWoJsd9yU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYFWoJsd9yU[/video]

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#2 on the list:

instrumental, lots of military/marching band type stuff
"Long Live British Democracy Which Flourishes and Is Constantly Perfected Under the Immaculate Guidance of the Great, Honourable, Generous and Correct Margaret Hilda Thatcher. She Is the Blue Sky in the Hearts of All Nations. Our People Pay Homage and Bow in Deep Respect and Gratitude to Her. The Milk of Human Kindness." by TEST DEPT

<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.1199998855591px; line-height: 15.7440004348755px;">[video=youtube;y4Wro8JDKJw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4Wro8JDKJw[/video]

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#3 on the list.....

Rednex were the guys who sang that "cotton eyed joe" thing...
song has a similar sound to that one

"The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus, The Lumberjack Of Bulk Rock City, And His Never Slacking Stribe In Exploiting The So Far Undiscovered Areas Of The Intention To Bodily Intercourse From The Opposite Species Of His Kind, During Intake Of All The Mental Condition That Could Be Derived From Fermentation" by REDNEX

[video=youtube;7XSbaNDgVGA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XSbaNDgVGA[/video]

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#4 on the list.....

this one is right up SteveO's headbanging-scream till ya burst a blood vessel vocals....
"Someday, in the Event That Mankind Actually Figures Out What it is That This World Revolves Around, Thousands of People are Going to Be Shocked and Perplexed to Find Out it Was Not Them. Sometimes, This Includes Me" by THE CHARIOT

<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13.1199998855591px; line-height: 15.7440004348755px;">[video=youtube;7YB7k-6hN-k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YB7k-6hN-k[/video]

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#5 ON THE LIST

i guess you could call this one "highland music", lots of fiddles,banjos etc, another instrumental....
"Sir B. McKenzie's Daughter's Lament for the 77th Mounted Lancers Retreat from the Straits of Loch Knombe, in the Year of Our Lord 1727, on the Occasion of the Announcement of Her Marriage to the Laird of Kinleakie" by FAIRPORT CONVENTION

[video=youtube;bP4AF3UhDv0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP4AF3UhDv0[/video]

[CRAZY-HORSE]

feel free to add others from that linked page tha tJazzy posted....
but please, lets try to keep them in some sort of order so as we dont duplicate post....ie: ive done #1-thru-5, so six comes next, followd by #7(ok i think thats easy enough to get the grasp of guys)

lets keep 'em going, a few at a time so we can listen to these songs...

also, a brief one sentence of which genre the track would fit into would be good also.