02-12-2014, 13:15
I went to the store the other day and was only there for about 10 minutes. When I came out there was a policeman writing a parking ticket, so I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I told him he was a pencil-necked jerk-off. He glared at me, looked around the car and started writing another ticket for having bald tyres!
So, I called him a horse's arse, he finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he continued looking around the car and started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I could only imagine what the owner of the car will think when he sees all the tickets.
I told him he was a pencil-necked jerk-off. He glared at me, looked around the car and started writing another ticket for having bald tyres!
So, I called him a horse's arse, he finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he continued looking around the car and started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I could only imagine what the owner of the car will think when he sees all the tickets.
âThe fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.â William Shakespeare, As You Like It