14-02-2012, 22:40
My partner said she wanted a Valentine's gift that would make her life easier and more meaningful as opposed to trinkets and flowers and all the usual stuff people buy. She was not impressed with the new high-speed vacuum cleaner I bought - a Dyson no less! With matching attachments too! I thought this accessorising thing was important to the ladies. Now even the dog won't let me sleep in the kennel tonight - (another female by the way). Bugger Valentines Day............I certainly won't be making ANY effort next year!
'The purpose of life is a life of purpose' - Athena Orchard.