24-08-2025, 20:20
Hyperyouth - Joey Valence & Brae - short review
I just can't get over the fact that Joey Valance & Brae rap like two high schoolers in a 90s sitcom. Yes, it's better than "No Hands", but it's still nothing short of being jam-packed with cringe moments. It feels so forced and dated, like they're trying to appear in a cool format, but the only people listening and thinking they're cool are the type of people who comment on YouTube videos, "I think I was born in the wrong decade... my friends listen to Tate McRae and don't understand real music."
RATING: 5.8/10
1.HYPERYOUTH / 6.1/10
2. BUST DOWN / 6.4/10
3. GIVE IT TO ME / 5.0/10
4. IS THIS LOVE / 5.7/10
5. SEE U DANCE / 8.0/10
6. PARTY'S OVER / 5.6/10
7. WASSUP / 5.7/10
8. LIVE RIGHT / 7.0/10
9. BILLIE JEAN / 5.6/10
10. HAVE TO CRY / 6.5/10
11. THE PARTY SONG / 5.6/10
12. MYSELF / 7.3/10
13. GO HARD / 5.2/10
14. DISCO TOMORROW / 7.1/10
I just can't get over the fact that Joey Valance & Brae rap like two high schoolers in a 90s sitcom. Yes, it's better than "No Hands", but it's still nothing short of being jam-packed with cringe moments. It feels so forced and dated, like they're trying to appear in a cool format, but the only people listening and thinking they're cool are the type of people who comment on YouTube videos, "I think I was born in the wrong decade... my friends listen to Tate McRae and don't understand real music."
RATING: 5.8/10
1.HYPERYOUTH / 6.1/10
2. BUST DOWN / 6.4/10
3. GIVE IT TO ME / 5.0/10
4. IS THIS LOVE / 5.7/10
5. SEE U DANCE / 8.0/10
6. PARTY'S OVER / 5.6/10
7. WASSUP / 5.7/10
8. LIVE RIGHT / 7.0/10
9. BILLIE JEAN / 5.6/10
10. HAVE TO CRY / 6.5/10
11. THE PARTY SONG / 5.6/10
12. MYSELF / 7.3/10
13. GO HARD / 5.2/10
14. DISCO TOMORROW / 7.1/10