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Undead Lich (Parody of Billionaire) - Ro'Sothian - 23-01-2016 I'm a bit obsessed with liches. I decided I'd turn that obsession into some meager songwriting ability and wrote a parody of Billionaire that I'm actually pretty proud of, considering I'm ADHD and know nothing about songwriting. There may be lyric sections in the wrong places or the wrong amount of syllables. If I've messed up the flow (with the original) too much then just think of it as a rap instead, when reading it inside your head. Imagine those lyrics like they're sung with passion, a lot of peasants dyin' under slashin'. I'd make just the best rapper if I didn't have anxiety and asperger's, thus unable to sing. I want to be an undead Lich, so frickin’ bad Raise all of the things I never had Uh, I wanna be on the top of the wanted board Sitting on a 10,000 gold reward Oh, every time I close my eyes I see myself making the undead rise, yeah-a-a A different village every night I swear I’ll never have another hitch When I’m an undead Lich Yeah, I could just make an army appear I would be the monster that caused all the fear Block off all the entrances I’d probably kill everything and everybody No matter how shoddy Raid a few villages like ‘Minions, I want that’ And last but not least, make all my victims to go splat It’s been a couple months since I’ve last had friends But who needs that when you have undead fiends? I’d probably take a visit to where the ol’ King lives Then blow him apart, rip off his limbs And even if anybody survives They’ll always remember the monster that took so many lives Oh, every time I close my eyes I see myself making the undead rise, yeah A different village every night I swear I’ll never have another hitch When I’m an undead Lich Oh oooh oh oooh when I’m an undead Lich Oh oooh oh oooh when I’m an undead Lich I could just chill (get it?) And never go downhill Then I’d kill some "braves" Who’ll never see their graves Then I’ll keep their skeletons To make some more hellions But I just don’t have enough knowledge Can’t get a ‘mancer to acknowledge So that I can fulfill my only dream And make anybody scream Never eating, never resting You may just think I’m jesting… But hell no I ain’t You can do anything without restraint I want to be an undead Lich, so frickin’ bad Raise all of the things I never had Uh, I wanna be on the top of the wanted board Sitting on a 10,000 gold reward Oh, every time I close my eyes I see myself making the undead rise. A different village every night I swear I’ll never have another hitch When I’m an undead Lich Oh oooh oh oooh when I’m an undead Lich Oh oooh oh oooh I wanna be an undead Lich so frickin’ bad! Undead Lich (Parody of Billionaire) - Jerome - 24-01-2016 You need therapy. This is complete rubbish.