Can anyone help me identify this song form the 70s? Thanks if you can. This is how I remember or misremember it.

Got a hole in my hat where the rain gets in and a hole in my head to match
I've been looking at myself in the mirror sometimes and I guess I'm not much of a catch

But I've got a sweet woman to love me and all
She brings me cake now and bread.
In the evening we lie for an hour or so
Before we take us off to bed.

I have a feeling that it could be Michael Chapman but no idea.